Fire In The Crotch!
Hollywood's 10 Hottest Redheads
Just because they're missing a chromosome or two doesn't mean they're not really hot too. With all do respect to classics like Nicole Kidman and Julianne Moore, we're not 45 and popping five Viagara daily yet so they didn't make the cut. There's a new generation of redheads in Ho-Town and their crotches are on fire for our viewing pleasure.
#10 Sara Rue - Sara's legendary breasts break her into the Top 10. You don't often use the word gargantuan when describing a pair of tits, but Sara's qualify.
#9 Alyson Hannigan - Say my name, bitch! Is it the Buffy thing or because she seems so attainable? #8 Alicia Witt - A hidden gem in the fire crotch community. Alicia's appearance on Sopranos boning Christopher put her on the map.#7 Christy Hemme - Fake Boobs. Pro Wrestler. It won't be long before she follows in Chyna's footsteps with a sex tape.
#6 Lilly Cole - She's got the whole supermodel/goth thing going on...which is nice. And she's in Marilyn Manson's video Phantasmagoria...whatever the hell that means.?#5 Melinda Clarke - Her basement! Her basement! Her basement is on fire! She tormented The OC's jabrone's for years with her fiery locks.
#4 Isla Fischer - Boart asked "very nice, how much" and Isla was apparently free of charge. Isla is definitely the best cute/hot redhead to come along in years.
#3 Laura Prepon - Gotta love the Prepon. Low maintenance appearance and perfect natural breasts...as far as we know anyways?
#2 Lindsay Blohan - A month ago she would've been #1, but the only pictures we've seen of her lately are riding a bike in rehab. Not to mention that she did her first sex scene with no nudity. Come on Lindsay, you're better than that.
#1 Nikki Cox - Her legendary hooters have been the only reasons people still watch that one show Vegas. And she finally broke off her unexplainable engagement to Bobcat Goldthwait. Way to wise up, Nikki.
(she grew up in the same town as me, so she is 23.7% hotter)